Sunday, May 3, 2009

Danburite, Late Life Wedding, Cats, Wolverine






I'm having cat problems. A stray showed up and he and Cat are having territorial issues. They are beating the crap out of each other. The stray has been fixed but they are still going at it. They are both on antibiotics. Hoping to find a home for the stray soon.

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I saw Wolverine yesterday. Wow. Hugh Jackman did not disappoint. Apparently, he was on a vegetable, fruit and egg white diet to get ready for this role. He really was amazing.
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A late life wedding.

Jacob, age 92, and Anna, age 89, are allexcited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds"
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes forParkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."


Danburite: Clear, pink, other colors, hard, translucent. Attributes--Enlightment



5 comments:

  1. Heh. Love it. There's truth.

    Iris is gorgeous!

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  2. Can't wait to see HUGH! It's on my list.

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  3. Thanks, Anny.

    Regina, he looks better than ever. Who'd a thought such a thing was possible.

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  4. My daughter saw the movie yesterday and she said - just see it for Hugh Jackman.

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  5. Hey Sandra :)

    We went to see it too, and can I just say...YUM! He's...spectacular.

    I hope you're able to find a home for Mr. Kittenbritches soon. Crossing my fingers and toes for you, hon.

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