Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Wacky Wednesday

Here’s To Middle Age

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. 

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.   

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. 

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.   

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!     

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like,  'You know, sometimes I just forget to eat.'  Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat.

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.   

The trouble with some women is.... that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him . 

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.     


  1. :-D i have never forgotten to eat, either.

  2. lol I must be super stressed, drive fast all the time. As for weight my philosophy has always been easier to keep it off then get it off

  3. I love all of these! And I resemble that weight thing, although I'm still in denial that I'm middle-aged. (I am, but I'm in denial about it.)

  4. Oh these made me laugh! My thighs were lonely so I had to eat more so they felt closer:)I also love my BIF...Bum In Front. I have a friend who has had 3 kids and is in her 40's and is thin. When she asked me if the dress made her look fat, I thought about slapping her but decided that was too much exercise:)

  5. I remember a singer saying he forgets to eat. I forget who it was. Though he is middle age

  6. Spoken like the wise man you are, Pat.

  7. Hey Adam,How are you. I can't imagine forgetting to eat.