Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Tuesday's Titters

Dear Abby
DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS: .......................

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the
other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

10 comments:

  1. Lol, these were great, Sandra. I especially loved the birth control inquiry and the one about the husband becoming sober. Too funny!
    Happy Tuesday my wonderful friend!

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  2. lmao, wow some people have lost umm brain cells, especially that last one haha

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  3. some real agony for Aunty Agony :)

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  4. Yeah, those were good too. And a happy Tuesday to you, Gina dear.

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  5. Good morning, Dez. I'd never heard that one before.
    Have an excellent day.

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  6. My husband said something about Lebanese food the other day and I just HAD to make the joke. I think I first heard it from Ellen Degeneres back in the 90s, when she was being asked if she was going to come out or not.

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  7. Hi Steph, That's the first time I'd heard it. Ellen's a hoot.

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