Leviathan
(A Parody)
A Tale of Good Versus
Evil
by M.Cox
The day was young and bright
As I rode forth
on my faithful white steed,
Along the Broad
east-west road
Seeking to learn
the news of the realm.
It was then I
received an urgent message
Which turned the
day to perilous night
And my strong
heart to frozen stone.
Verily, I turned
my gallant stead about
And, with great
haste returned to my keep.
There I found my
Lady quivering with fear:
“A great evil is
upon us,” she cried.
“It shatter the
peace and threatens
To rain
destruction upon us!”
She beckoned me
to the rear of our fortress
Where I spied at
last the evil that had brought
Her to such
despair.
Once more the
master of the darkness had
Turned his
countenance upon us in the
Form of a great
black serpent. Thus he intended to
invade
Our hearth and
turn our lives to mayhem. He, as yet,
had not
Made his full
presence known to us as he lay
Half hidden in a
secure place unapproachable
By any form of
defensive maneuver on my part.
I returned to my
chambers to plot what strategies
I may employ to
bring the great beast to confrontation
When my thoughts were shattered by
my Lady’s cries,
“He arises, he
arises,” cried she. Thus, I hurried back
To find the cruel
serpent fully out and intent upon the attack.
In haste I armed
myself with a great and noble sword procured
For me by my
Lady. I then donned sturdy gauntlets
and, thus armed,
I strode forth
intent on defeating this horror and surrender my life
If such was the
cost of defending my lady and my keep.
I spied the great
black beast before me attempting to gain entrance
While keeping
himself free from my assault. Yet he was
not fully positioned
And a full third
of him was still exposed. Thus I grasped
him in my willing hands,
And so the great
struggle began. Pull as I might, at
first he held fast,
But soon my
strength of will overcame his power to resist me.
I pulled him
forth, and mighty was the struggle as he twisted
And strained
against my force. His hideous jaws
sprang open,
And had I not
anticipated his maneuver, might have found a home
In my flesh, yet
did I forthwith position one fist behind his mighty jaws
And thus I
subdued him to my will. “Slay him not
kind Sir”
Cried my
tender-hearted lady, “for he is but a servant of the dark lord
And cannot, himself,
be held fully accountable. Rather take
him from
Our presence and
cast him out in the wilds where he may trouble us no more.”
I bowed to my
Lady’s wishes and secured a tight hold on my squirming
Foe and carried
him forth from our lands. His great
anger turned to
Submission as he
release a foul stench upon me. Yet,
steadfastly did
I remove him far
from our lands to a great wilderness where I drew upon
All my strength
to hurl him far from my sight and into the unknown.
I returned to my
keep to a great celebration and kindly did
My Lady praise my
deeds and courage. Later, I resolved
that
On the morrow I
would travel forth to the Kingdom of Lowes.
There I may
procure a warding talisman and make safe my
Lands and keep. Thus ended yet one more battle
On the field of
good and evil.
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Yes, I found a snake on the awning of the house and totally freaked.