Cats invented self esteem--Erma Bombeck
Pick the number of times a week you would like chocolate. (More than once but less than 10) Multiply this number by two
Multiply it by 50
If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..If you haven't, add 1758.
Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e, how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are your age.
This actually worked for me. Woo-woo math stuff.