SIRIously?

I am probably the only person in the world that does not find Siri helpful. Though I occasionally find her amusing. I'm always hitting the button by accident then it takes me forever to make her go away. The last time I accidentally brought her up, I said "Siri, shut up." And while that's actually not polite, it's politer than what I really said.
Her response: "My lips are sealed."