Thursday, January 16, 2014

Thursday's Funny

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,new knees, fought prostate
cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,take 40
different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.
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The ripe taste of fear filled my mouth and lingered on my skin as a figure loomed out of the darkness.~Suzanne, TALL, DARK AND UNDEAD

9 comments:

  1. lol if I ever get that bad, take me out behind the barn and shoot me lol hey, but I'll drive myself there

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  2. that wasn't a personal description, yes? :))

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  3. I'm going to have to get you for that one, Dez. grin.

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  4. LOL! You had me going for a moment ~ until I hit "prostate!" Have a good one!

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  6. Fundy, Heh heh. You have a good weekend too.

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