Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Why Some Men Have Dogs Instead of Wives

Okay, this is sick and wrong....but funny.

Why Men have Dogs And Not Wives:

1 The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2 Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3 Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4 A dog's parents never visit.

5 Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6 You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7 Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

8 Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9 A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. (Didn't like this one)

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but certainly not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.


  1. Well, other than the last, I must agree. Dogs want to do whatever you do - as opposed to cats who do what they want, although my cats get very excited to see me and they do answer to their names.
    As far as women go, I've often felt that a good horse is way better than a man.

  2. Oh yeah, there's nothing better than a great horse.

  3. Hey Regina, How are you? Haven't chatted with you in forever.