Writerly Wednesday AND Did You Know

 What's your synonym, definition or sentence for:

 

Example: The librarian accused me of being a biblioklept. 

AND

 

If you plan on being a long-term resident of Villas Las Estrellas, Antarctica, you must have your appendix removed?

 

 

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-icy-village-where-you-must-remove-your-appendix?

 

 

Writerly Wednesday

 What's your synonym or sentence for:

 Example: Hide your books. The biblioklept is coming for a visit.

AND

 

Writerly Wednesday

 What's your synonym or sentence for:

Example: Just because I borrow books and don't return them doesn't make me a biblioklept.

FYI: After snollygoster, this is my new favorite word.