Writerly Wednesday

 

Tuesday

Why is the dog here?

Because the cat is here:)

And yes that is plastic on the couch. It keeps a certain Monster Kitty that shall remain nameless from clawing at it.

AND...

A friend of ours--a sassy, spunky Southern gal who shall also remain nameless--recently broke up with her significant other because he was around too much.  He was 'there when she left and there when she got back'.  We got quite a kick out of this since that's what most folks are looking for in a relationship. Someone that is there. Any-hoo, the HH was leaving for his tutoring gig and told me he'd probably be home around six.  

I said, "I'll probably be here."

And he said, "You're here when I leave and you're here when I get back." 

Bye-Bye July

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Monday-Tuesday

I told my ninety-year-old aunt I was going walking with a bud. She wanted to know if my bud came in a can.

AND...
I found this at Bath and Body. Do you think they have Boji Stones and Black Opal too?😍

AND...
Riddle me this. (Yes, I'm still bitching grumbling about the cost of apples:) Why are Honey Crisp $2.62 a pound when Delicious are $1.47?

AND.....