Thursday, July 25, 2013

Heh Heh

One Sunday morning in church, Satan appeared at the front of the congregation.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute." returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity??" persisted Satan.
"Yep." was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?!" asked Satan.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me? "
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."


  1. That is hilarious!!!! He's been there, done that!

  2. LOL That's too funny! Thanks for the morning laugh. I need to share this one with my husband. :)

  3. Thanks for stopping by, Keepin' It Real. Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny. grin.

  4. Hey Dana, Glad you enjoyed it:)

  5. He's got nothing on you, huh Pat.

  6. Hey Ms. Julia, how the heck are ya doing?