"Be nice to people on the way up because you meet them on the way down." Jimmy Durante

Accept that some days you're the pigeon,And some days you're the statue.*

Always keep your words soft and sweet,Just in case you have to eat them.*

Always wear stuff that will make you look good If you die in the middle of it.*

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be"Recalled" by their maker.*

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.*

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,It was probably worth it.*

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.*

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,Because then you won't have a leg to stand on.*

Nobody cares if you can't dance well.Just get up and dance.*

Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.*

The second mouse gets the cheese.*

When everything's coming your way,You're in the wrong lane.