Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Men are Different

Men Are Just Happier People-- And why wouldn't they be?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.


  1. Yes but that also have the dumb arsed appendange that never looks right and they're not as tough as we are - they fall apart when they're sick and they could never fight their way through a shoe sale and get the shoes they wanted

  2. Except for once a month when I can't go swimming, I'm glad to be a woman despite all that.