Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Why Men Are Different Continued

They have one mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
They know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
They can open all their own jars.
They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite them, they can still be friends.


  1. '5 day vacation=one suitcase'...So true! My dad will take a two week camping trip with one duffel bag. When my mom, sis, and I went, we had a TON of luggage! Dad was appalled.

  2. Yes, they're completely peculiar but they have their moments...usually in 5 minute intervals every couple of hours.