Friday, March 28, 2025

Release Day for REUBEN HAYES

 


Tag Line:

The crusty middle-aged rancher had only ever loved one woman. And now her daughter stood on his doorstep.

 


Blurb:

A young woman shows up at the Hayes’ ranch, bringing bad news and danger.
Sage Baylor is the daughter of the only woman Reuben ever loved. Now she’s on his doorstep, bringing with her the news her mother is dead. Shortly after her arrival, her father, the Honorable Senator Baylor from Missouri, arrives. That’s when bullets start flying.
Both the senator and Sage are in danger from an unknown source. When the senator leaves, he tasks Reuben with keeping his daughter safe. Help comes from an unexpected source in the form of an engaging young gunslinger. Between the two men, and Reuben’s cranky ole cook, they’ll keep the Senator’s daughter safe. No matter the peril. No matter the cost.

 


 Excerpt:

Cattle lowed. Horses whinnied. Men whooped and lariats slapped against chaps.

The sounds carried on a thick, heavy breeze. Dust rose from hundreds of hooves, making breathing difficult. The scent of scorched fur and hide filled the air as brands came down on heaving flanks before struggling longhorns were let go.

Reuben Hayes rose in the stirrups, cupped his hands and shouted, “Henry, get that loco longhorn that’s headed for the brush.”

A lean cowboy raised a hand in acknowledgement, urged his horse into a gallop and shot off after the steer. Another rider came thundering up. This one young, still in his teens. He reined in his foam-flecked dun mare.

“Soggy wants you back at the house pronto. His words not mine, sir.” He pushed back his hat and wiped his sweating brow, unruly black curls falling over his forehead.

“What’s wrong?” Reuben’s raspy voice came out harsh as tension crawled up his backbone. Soggy would never call him back to the ranch if it weren’t dire.

“There’s a visitor waiting.”

“A visitor?” Thick, dark eyebrows, streaked with gray, rose nearly to his hairline. “Soggy told you to come and get me ‘cause he has a visitor?” He lifted his voice to carry over the bellow of frightened cattle.

“Not him, Boss. You.”

“Thanks for clarifying that, Billy.” Eyebrows that had risen now settled into an aggrieved scowl.

Billy wiped a sweaty hand on his pants and swallowed, his Adam’s apple doing a nervous dance.  “It’s a young lady,” he added helpfully.

“A young lady?” Reuben’s head jerked back and he blinked in surprise.

“Yes, sir.”

“A young lady?” he repeated.

“Yes, sir. Pretty as a picture.”

For a moment a fatuous look settled over the young man’s features, making him look like a moonling calf, Reuben thought in disgust.

“Guess I’m heading back to the ranch.” Curiosity warred with irritation. It was branding time. He didn’t need to be shunting back and forth between the house and the range like a damn fool. He blew out an impatient breath, lifted the reins, then bellowed, “Levi.”

His foreman, a middle-aged man with weathered features and graying hair put heels to his bay and came galloping toward him.

“Yes, Boss?”

“I’m heading back to the house. You’re in charge.”

“Everything okay?” His foreman took off his no-frills, worn cowboy hat, wiped his forehead then settled it back on his head.

“The boss has a visitor. Pretty as a picture,” Billy interjected.

“Oh, yeah?” Levi grinned and spat a wad of tobacco.

“Wipe that smile off your face and take care of the cattle.”

Levi complied though his lips continued to twitch.

Reuben pointed a finger at Billy. “You help him.” He clapped heels to his big Appaloosa and galloped off.

 


Character Facts:

Reuben is as tough as old shoe leather, but he’s fair.

He rides a big Appaloosa.

No one that knows him goes out of their way to mess with him.

 

Buy Link:

https://www.amazon.com/Reuben-Hayes-S-Cox-ebook/dp/B0DWQBGT88

 

AND

 

March 31, I am visiting with prehistoric man expert, Jacqui Murray. Jacqui knows more about this era than anyone I know. She takes historical facts and wraps them in a fictional story.  If you haven't tried one of her books yet, you are in for a reading treat. She has two blogs that are always chock full of information for readers, writers and teachers alike. 

If you're in the vicinity, stop by and share a cyber cup of cowboys' coffee.

For more info on the coffee cowboys drankHistory – Arbuckle Coffee

 

 

Available at Amazon

 

Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Writerly Wednesday AND Did You Know

What's your definition, synonym, or sentence for:

 


Sentence: An earwig is an insect that doesn't make a habit of dwelling in an ear....or so I'm told.

 

Earwig: Human Threat or Harmless Household Invader?

AND

Did you know, that dead people can get goosebumps?

 


300 Crazy Fun Facts To Start Your Day - Facts.net

Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Ketch-Up Day



How are you? Wonderful, I hope.
I wish I had exciting news to report, like Reuben Hayes--who is coming out Friday--has already sold mega copies and is destined to be a best seller. Or we won the lottery. Or the world is now a calmer, safer, friendlier, and environmentally healthier place. 
Since that hasn't happened, here's the usual garden pics:)
 

 
 



 

Be well, my friends.

Friday, March 21, 2025

Weekend Wishes

 




 

Today I'm posting on Wister's famous classic  THE VIRGINIAN, considered by many to be the first American Western novel.  If you're interested, please drop by. Love to have ya.

https://cowboykisses.blogspot.com/2025/03/the-virginian.html

 

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Writerly Wednesday AND Did You Know

 What's your sentence, synonym or definition of:


 

Example: I'm a factotum to all the critters in the house.

 AND

Did you know, a cronut is a cross between a croissant and a donut? 

 


95 Fun Facts Everyone Should Know | FactRetriever.com

Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Ketch-Up Day

 


Anyone got crocuses coming up?  I gotta get some bulbs.  Have you been working outside? I'm mulching the garden, 12 bags and counting;)

How's your weather been? I hope none of you have gotten caught in the nastiness that Mother Nature threw out recently.

In The Garden and In The Crockpot;)


 

 



That's it for now. Enjoy the rest of your week.

Friday, March 14, 2025

A New Venture


 Good bud and fellow author D.L. Finn is branching out.  She's opening an online shop with all sorts of goodies.  Want to browse a bit? Here's a few of her offerings.




 




 



 

 

 
AT:
AND....
The lovely and talented Sally Cronin is hosting Reuben and me at the Smorgasbord.  If you've never visited Sally, it's worth a look see, she's got something for everyone. Sally not only writes fiction and nonfiction, she has also helped many on their weight loss journey. Sally is very supportive of fellow authors.
Available at Amazon
 

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Writerly Wednesday AND Did You Know

 What's your synonym, meaning or sentence for:


 Example: Nonsense

AND

 Did you know, "Every Tuesday you can find many items on sale for a penny at Dollar General?" AND "You have to find them on your own."

This week's Did You Know brought to us by Ro.

Tuesday, March 11, 2025

Ketch-up Day

 

How are you?

Not much going on here.  I'm doing my last comb through of Reuben before he comes out the end of this month:) 

Here's a few spring garden pictures. Hope you are having good weather and are in good health.

Sandra 


 



Friday, March 7, 2025

Your Weekend Read: IMMORTALS BEHAVING BADLY Free March 7 and 8

 


Immortals + Boredom = Catastrophe

Something old and dangerous is awake and influencing the immortals to act in ways they’d only imagined.

First, small things like Odin, Anubis and Mab going on separate vacations and leaving their seats of power open for the taking. Then, Yue Lao, Cupid, Bast, Apollo and a Kitsune messing with the lives and memories of mortals. It grows to pandemonium when Pan and Poseidon upend the world, creating the Warp – and a free-for-all where it comes to the immortals’ wildest fantasies. Especially the twisted fantasies of Baba Yaga and her Nightmares, Morrígan and her love of War, and Isis who has no qualms unleashing hell on Earth to get Osiris back, plunging mortals even deeper into danger.

Thankfully, some immortals are older and wiser than others, catching on that everything isn’t as it seems… But damage control, trying to avoid the Apocalypse of all realms, and discovering who the ancient evil is, takes more magic, wit, and sacrifice than they could’ve dreamt possible. Can the unlikely grouping of Hel, Aphrodite, Set, Thor, Loki, Apollo, Freyja, Ra and Ammit save the realms?

Scroll up to buy now and enjoy the hilarity, disaster and more that ensues when bored immortals let loose.

Universal Book Link

https://books2read.com/u/mYk6AG


 

Excerpt

Shadows stretched across her garden. From the darkest shadows, two forms appeared. Lion feet emerged, followed by the body of a lion merging into the hindquarters of a hippopotamus. The head of a crocodile somehow stayed concealed in the shadows. But Baba Yaga knew it was there. Ammit had come to visit. The black form next to her could only be Anubis.

‘Ammit the Devourer, as I live and breathe!’ She set down her book, stood up and walked towards them. ‘To what do I owe the pleasure of your company?’

Anubis stepped from the shadows. Wisps of darkness clinging to him. Ammit joined him, her yellow eyes glowing unnaturally in the sunlit garden.

‘You cannot do this, Baba Yaga,’ Ammit said in her hoarse voice. ‘Think of the death toll.’

Baba Yaga burst out laughing. She couldn’t help it. The earnest plea of someone who caused a second death for those who failed to prove their worth against the feather of Ma’at for her not to kill anyone was laughable.

‘Please, Baba Yaga.’

She stopped laughing. She’d never heard Anubis plead with anyone, ever.

‘What’s going on?’

‘After what those blethering idiots did, what the humans call the Warp, we’ve been swamped with the casualties. Charon would have come, but he and Hermes have even more to do than Ammit and I.’

‘Ah, yes, the theatrics.’

Anubis scowled. Ammit, though, giggled.

‘What does it have to do with me?’

‘You and your sisters are known to devour naughty children. Do you know how much paperwork that will cause us?’

Baba Yaga rolled her eyes. ‘Since when have you bothered with paperwork, Ammit?’

The goddess glared at her.

‘The truth, if you will. Otherwise, I’m off to join my sisters.’

Ammit and Anubis shared a look that she didn’t like.

‘The humans cannot take another bombardment of magic. Set and Thor are in agreement,’ Anubis finally said.

‘It must be dire if those two are agreeing on something.’ She narrowed her eyes. ‘What did you do?’

‘Me? Nothing!’

Ammit snorted. ‘He took time off and everything nearly ended. That’s the short of it.’

‘So you finally lived down to human expectations.’

‘Nope. I just had some fun on a beach. But that’s not the point!’

‘No. You’re telling me that immortals have been using magic on humans to alleviate their boredom, played out some stupid apocalyptic fantasy, and now there are more human spirits in need of being ferried to the afterlife than any of you supposed death deities have capacity for. In short: everything can blow up in the faces of all immortals because of the stupidity of a few.’

‘Yes, the usual,’ Ammit said.

Baba Yaga sat down and a chair appeared from nowhere so she wouldn’t land on the ground. Her servants truly anticipated her every need. One handed her an iced coffee. As she sipped the delicious brew, the problems presented to her mulled over in her thoughts.

‘I made a bargain to do my job again – and I won’t go back on my word. Besides, Anubis,’ she stopped him when he opened his mouth. ‘A bit of cannibalism is good for the soul. To fix your problem, I have a simple solution: send the excess souls to join the Host until you can work through your backlog.’

‘This goes for all pantheons?’ Ammit asked.

‘Of course.’

A song about girls running the world started to play. At Anubis’s glare, the music stopped.

‘What was that?’ Baba Yaga asked, intrigued.

‘Beyoncé’s “Who Run the World”,’ Anubis said with a scowl to the invisible servants who had played the music.

‘I like it,’ Ammit said, swaying.

‘You would.’

 


Author bio

Award-winning Dark Fantasy author Ronel Janse van Vuuren writes about kick-ass heroines, the duality of being human and loves to use folklore to underscore her point.

She’s a Rottweiler pack leader, chicken wrangler and horse servant.

All of her books are available for purchase from major online retailers.

Find Ronel online: https://linktr.ee/miladyronel

 

 


There are a lot of main characters in this series, so I chose to focus on Hel as she’s the weirdest.

She drinks pickle juice to re-hydrate after using a lot of magic. (Yes, the juice left over in a bottle of gherkins…)

Her favorite dessert is vanilla cupcakes with pink strawberry frosting.

She enjoys giblets and other such dishes as she sees it as a delicacy (and believes that if you’re going to eat an animal, you should eat the whole beast).

 


Tagline for this series: 

They’ve been alive forever. They’ve been bored for some time. And now they’re showing it.


 Link to trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AICr5qc6QOU&t=1s&authuser=0