Thursday, August 30, 2012

A Man's Midlife Crisis


AFTER  BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A

CAREFUL  LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE  DAY  AND SAID,

"Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT,

A CHEAP  CAR,  SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED

A 10-INCH BLACK  AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT  TO SLEEP

EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD  GIRL.  

NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR,

NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING

WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.  IT SEEMS TO ME THAT

YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."



MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.  SHE TOLD

ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL,

AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE

AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING

A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING

A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE  TV.



AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW

HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.

4 comments:

  1. 36 years ago my new wife Ishbel was young slim and beautiful and I wasn't to bad either. 36 years on she is still young, slim and beautiful, me, not so much, she isn't getting to read this post ....

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  2. Hey, Ms. Julia. How you be?

    Hey, Tom, Good thinkin':) And congrats on 36yrs of marriage.

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